I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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