If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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