very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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