All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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