I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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