I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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