I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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