My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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