I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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