I just saw a hot homeless man
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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