dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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