i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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