I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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