Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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