I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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