Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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