What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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