Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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