At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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