Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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