Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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