How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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