He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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