When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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