We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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