I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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