So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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