I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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