Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Randomize
