I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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