sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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