Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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