Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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