I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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