Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
this is an emotional support booty call
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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