At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You made out with two different species that night
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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