I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
