We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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