Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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