i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
