well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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