he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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