In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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