what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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