you traded sex for a burrito?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
