I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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