we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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