We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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