unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
There are leaves in my underwear?
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