So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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