I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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