Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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