the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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