Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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