Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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